Friday
This was our last day of cycling to the Thames Barrier.
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Deptford-Greenwich-The Thames Barrier
After a light breakfast for me and Neil of Salmon and Scrambled egg
and a full English for Mike and Tim at The Coach and Horses, we were
set for a mere 30 miles or so to the Barrier. (see pic of The guys
outside our digs).
I had never felt any better than I did right now as we packed up and
set about travelling a route towards our end destination. The route
from Kew to Greenwich was, in my opinion, thwarted by both tourists and
a Thames Path that would take you off and on, and on and off the route
we wanted to take which was alongside the river itself. Time and time
again we had to battle the tides of people and cars which actually
slowed the journey time right time. It was proving quite difficult to
get up any speed at all once we had got anyway near to the tourist
attraction which is our London city. For some peculiar reason I was the
only one in the group annoyed by this. My mindset had always been to
get the job done but the other guys didn't mind at all taking in the
tourist sites (London Eye, Houses of Parliament, Globe Theatre, Cutty
Sark et al) so it took me a short while to climb down and relax, and
accept that today we were tourists too and not simply passing through.
We grabbed a coffee just before Vauxhall. Ate a cookie for energy and
inched our way forward once we hit the sites (see pics In London
centre, inc our California girls). At Greenwich, we bought sarnies and
a bottle of bubbly to enjoy once we had arrived at The Barrier. The
extra weight was suffered by Neil whose positiveness throughout this
trip had far exceeded my own. It felt weird cycling under the river
when we had been making great attempts to stay as closely alongside it
but we did just that using the Woolwich foot tunnel.
A couple of chatty American gals snapped our picture so we snapped
theirs. Tourists happy to assume we wanted our picture taken with
Parliament in the background.
At the Miienium Dome, we could see our destination in sight. However,
just for the hell of it, for some reason I cannot quite fathom -
perhaps because we were nearing journey's end, we had a quick race
around the dome!! There were no real winners here simply because the
Dome is much larger to cycle round than you think and there are
delivery vans to avoid who don't mind not avoiding you.
We arrived at the Barrier just before 3pm and after 215 miles of
cycling. A school party were on a field trip and occupied the seats
that overlook the Barrier itself. We patiently waited quietly for their
departure before taking pictures and opening the bottle of champagne to
celebrate our achievement. In point of fact, none of us really like
champagne but we managed to guzzle most of it. (see various Barrier
pics).
After the late lunch of M&S sarnies and warm champagne we departed the
scene for a final trek to Beckton to find our Premier Inn accommodation
for our last celebratory night. "it's near the city airport" Mike said.
Unknown to me, as we sailed by another Premier Inn, Mike took us into
Upton Park and the home of my team, West Ham United. Another photo
opportunity and a chance to visit the club shop for some merchandise.
Never occured to me that all the guys had planned this stop just for
me. And it certainly took me by complete surprise when they all
announced that we were staying in the West Ham hotel for the night.
Gobsmacked! It was like a birthday and christmas had both arrived early
and at the same time. Actually, it was nearly my birthday so this was a
treat Tim, Neil and Mike had organised just for me. Well, it would be
as they are not Irons supporters so having a balcony room that
overlooks the pitch and stands didn't quite appeal to them as much.
Security allowed us onto the pitch to take some photo's so that's just
what we all did! (see various pics).
We had an event booked at the Brickhouse Club in Brick Lane sorted for
8pm. Cabaret stuff. Just before we left WHUFC for that, Mike and Neil
grabbed a lecturn and announced some awards - The Kronies (after the
beer) - as follows:-
* Tim - The Most Frugal Journeyman
* Julian - Zero to Hero
* Neil/Tim - The Titty-Filarious
* Julian - The Man for Whom Time Stood Still.
Our evening meal was nice and fancy but too small to replenish the
carbs burned off earlier in the day. The cabaret did involve audience
participation but thankfully we got away with it..................until
the final whistle. The club announced we had cycled over 200 miles for
worthwhile causes so eventually, an actress pulled yours truly out from
the audience to participate in some gyratory moves to the tune of "Y-M-
C-A" and of course, with all the hand signs too. Great! I get to dance
with a not too unattractive actress to a National gay song! With utter
relief I laughed out loud when others also got pulled up including
Mike. To say I had felt uncomfortable on my own was an understatement
but soon surrounded by many hollering people only too eager to exhibit
better arm shaped lettering than me allowed this little Custer to run
for the hills! Sorry, I had to. My dessert was melting! Reason enough?!
Never been to Brick Lane before but it's a hive of activity with so
many people hassling you to attend their restaurant or club etc. We
left our club and ended up at the White Hart pub, an Alehouse
established in 1721. Trouble was it still looked its age and was a bit
of a dump but we persevered until supper was sought and a return to The
Boleyn Ground in the early hours of saturday morning.
After breakfast we cycled all of 300 yards to Upton Park tube only to
find the station closed for repairs further up the line. We now needed
to travel to West Ham to catch our tube that would get us into
Paddington for our morning train to Reading. We got off at (the station
after Sloane Sq) and sped in the rain to Paddington, passing hundreds
of Millwall and Swindon supporters on their way to Wembley. We just
made the train.